Well, unless you wanna wait two years to get the thing, choose a main that actually exists. We get it, you're saving your virginity for your favorite dinosaur. Wait till I believe level 6 (is that the flawless victory one) and 14 (lethal fatal blows, and you have to end the match with one each time) Just don’t be afraid to run missle builds or something to even the odds. The gauntlet is designed so you use power-ups though. Just please stop baiting me, you’re giving me trust issues and a mountain of trauma responses to anything spikey.Īnd no, you cannot main something not in the game yet. The fight is a challenge, but not impossible. And honestly? You’re probably doing god's work as much as I hate to admit it. ![]() That, or you're a cannibal that specifically targets other stegos. Stego? You’re like a ptera main except with a bomb attached to your tail. Don't worry though, if the totally not-boring gameplay doesn’t bore you into picking a new main, a stego definitely will. ![]() Learned real quick it’s not that easy, huh? Guess you’ll just have to read my other guide in order to survive as your beloved budget iguanodon.ĭeino? You were definitely a rex main on legacy and now you're spreading your icky germs on all of evrima. Let’s be honest, you saw a clip of a teno player sniping a carno mid-charge and thought that was hot asf. Grab a few drinks and some potatoes for the trip. Congrats and please, for the love of god, stop speed hacking. Why would you even think that? Teno kick? Oh come on, now we’re just being ridiculous.Ĭerato? We get it, you were most excited for this dino to release. It's good to see you’ve finally left those crates to-wait stop, don’t just choose another rock to sit on.Ĭarno? No, carno does not need a buff. You probably killed every fresh spawn in legacy too, you freak. Galli? You cull millions of orphans every year and deafen the ears of their surviving siblings. Pachy? You must be stuck in the nostalgia of pachy from two updates ago. You have to be a straight masochist to play that walking snack. That, or you're a hardcore roleplayer.ĭryo? Nobody mains dryo. Must be fun constantly being the scout and never moving up in the world.īeipi? You love love baiting people as some deino's loyal prehistoric chihuahua. Ptera? You’re one of a kind, I’ll give you that. Have fun regrowing your tiny rat only to die to a utah. You definitely don't have friends because of this fact, so you can't actually play your main properly. ![]() Troodon? I can bet you're the type of person who screams into the mic because it's "funny". bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash, Pepe the Frog, imgur, 4chan, know Your Meme, internet Forum, Internet meme, Frog, meme, amphibian. Hypsi? You’re the same type of person to spam baby utahs on somebody after dying.
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